A Was An Archer

A was an archer, who shot at a frog,
B was a butcher, and had a great dog.
C was a captain, all covered with lace,
D was a drunkard, and had a red face.
E was an esquire, with pride on his brow,
F was a farmer, and followed the plow.
G was a gamester, who had but ill-luck,
H was a hunter, and hunted a buck.
I was an innkeeper, who loved to carouse,
J was a joiner, and built up a house.
K was King William, once governed this land,
L was a lady, who had a white hand.
M was a miser, and hoarded up gold,
N was a nobleman, gallant and bold.
O was an oyster girl, and went about town,
P was a parson, and wore a black gown.
Q was a queen, who wore a silk slip,
R was a robber, and wanted a whip.
S was a sailor, and spent all he got,
T was a tinker, and mended a pot.
U was an usurer, a miserable elf,
V was a vintner, who drank all himself.
W was a watchman, and guarded the door,
X was expensive, and so became poor.
Y was a youth, that did not love school,
Z was a zany, a poor harmless fool.

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  • bibalu says:

    A variant:

    A was an Archer, and shot at a frog,
    B was a Butcher, and had a great dog.
    C was a Captain, all covered with lace,
    D was a Dunce, with a very sad face.
    E was an Esquire, with pride on his brow,
    F was a Farmer, and followed the plough.
    G was a Gamester, who had but ill-luck,
    H was a hunter, and hunted a buck.
    I was an Innkeeper, who lov’d to bouse (to drink),
    J was a Joiner, and built up a house.
    K was a King, so mighty and grand,
    L was a Lady, who had a white hand.
    M was a Miser, who hoarded up his gold,
    N was a Nobleman, gallant and bold.
    O was an Oysterman, and went about town,
    P was a Parson, and wore a black gown.
    Q was a Quack, with a wonderful pill,
    R was a Robber, who wanted to kill.
    S was a Sailor, and spent all he got,
    T was a Tinker, and mended a pot.
    U was a Usurer, a miserable elf,
    V was a Vintner, who drank all himself.
    W was a Watchman, and guarded the door,
    X was expensive, and so became poor.
    Y was a Youth, that did not love school,
    Z was a Zan, a poor harmless fool.

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